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Amazing! Look at the freaking score?
20 Questions to a Better Boyfriend
Your boyfriend score is 183.
Very impressive. Truly you are the envy of your peers. Of course, it begs the question--are you good enough for him? Might be time for a better girlfriend test...
And the girlfriend test... well, the girlfriend test is for him to take about me... this was the relationship test
20 Questions to a Better Relationship
eXpressive: 9/10Practical: 3/10Physical: 7/10Giver: 6/10
You are a XSYG--Expressive Sentimental Physical Giver. This makes you a Sex Bomb .You are sexy sex sex sex! The sexness! You are the sexiest, hottest and most charismatic of all types. You are a captivating speaker and a great dinner date -- relaxed, self-effacing, charming and generous. Your type probably has origins in something sad -- trying to keep the peace in a tough family situation, or an early heartbreak -- and you'll probably want to address and resolve that at some point, but in your relatio...
You're not like them any more. Now, you're of the many populations they address as "your kind." They can't identify with you.
No, it's not different. You are "the other woman".
I was sitting there, sipping my breve like every Tuesday night when the door opened with it's uniform jangle. For some reason, this time I looked up and there she was. She swept into the room upon the heels of the wind, trailing the scent of Casablanca lilies. The exquisite creature who's name, at this time, was a secret I longed to be privy to. I knew nothing about here. How could I? I had only just glimpsed her face. I flipped the page in my Organic Chemistry and pretended to study, all the while gazing at her bewitching smile. If all eyes in the room where glued to this beauty, I knew not, as I could not tear mine from her.
She ordered a strawberry French soda and strode with graceful confidence to the table adjacent to mine. She looked up a...
Condoms are like best buds
They're there to protect when things get a bit hard
Baby, the only reason I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor
Dry panties are a sign of a totally wasted dance
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Went to my first frat party this past weekend! It was at the Delta Tau Delta apartment. Eww, lots of beer, but the delts president Luke Lenehan had a cooler of gin and tonics made up, so that was good.
Unfortunatly, anything larger than 15 people is too big of a party, according to the student handbook. So, the authorities and an RD had the great idea to show up! They didn't do anything too bad. Deputy Donught (I'm not sure why the call him that, but they do) showed up and told a couple of us to get out of the apartment. A couple minutes later, we walked back in and locked the door, so only people who lived there and a couple of us were inside. When the RD showed up, a couple of us went into some of the back rooms to hang out. I was pretty nervous for a few minutes. The school is giving me 12 grand a year, I can afford to bust that.
Also, this week is rush week, so all the greeks are going crazy! I might pretend I want to join so to get some free stuff! I don't really...
Yea Yea
Dancin' in the dark middle of the night
Takin' your heart and holdin' it tight
Emotional touch touchin' my skin
And asking you to do what you've been doin' all over again
Oh it's a beautiful thing don't think I can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know what it is that won't let me go
It's your love
It just does something to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough
And if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
Oh it's your love
Better than I was , more than I am
And all of this happened by taking your hand
And who I am now is who I wanted to be
And now that we're together ,
I'm stronger than ever
I'm happy and free
Oh it's a beautiful thing ,
Don't think I can keep it all in
If you asked me why I've changed
All I gotta do is say your ...
Literature for the Imminently Dead
Some of us, as it so happens, have terminal illnesses. This means they will soon die, perhaps even right now. Not before now, though, because then they would no longer have terminal illnesses and would have entered the text of this [post]under false pretences.
Hours are precious; minutes tolerably valuable; days of great import, excepting vomiting-days. One does not want to waste time reading a long tome when a short would suffice.
No, what anyone in this position wants - and by "anyone" I mean myself, and by extension others - is some means of sampling the cream of the crop without reading, or indeed encountering at all, tedious quantities of unnecessary words.
With this in mind, here are the classics in five words or fewer.
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (Jane Austen)
Feisty heroine: "Won't marry!" Marries.
GREAT EXPECTATIONS (Charles Dickens)
Virgin. Discovers humility. Still virgin.
THE ILIAD (Homer)
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I don't believe in a thing called love.
Take Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love? today!
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And it's going to fucking rain, I'll bet.
(parody on Woodie Guthrie's:) This Land Is My Land
George : This land is your land! This land is my land!
I'm a Texas tiger! You're a liberal weiner!
I'm a great crusader; You're a herman munster!
This land will surely vote for me!
Kerry :This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm an intellectual... Your a stupid dumb ass!
I'm a purple heart winner, And yes, it's true I won it thice
This land will surely vote for me!
George : You have more waffles then a house of pancakes
You offer flipflops, I offer tax breaks
You're a U.N. pussy
And yes, its true that I kick ass!
This land will surely vote for me!
Kerry : You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Some times a brain can come in quite handy
But its not gonna help you,
Because I won three purple hearts!!
This land will surely vote for me!!
George : You're a liberal sissy!
Kerry : You're a right wing nut job!
George : You're a pinko commie!
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Movie Quotations!!
"That, Mr. Anderson, is the sound of inevitably." "My name...is Neo."
~ The Matrix
"Do you mind?" "Not at all."
~ 10 Things I hate About You
"Can I move?"
~Butch Cassidy and the SunDance Kid
"Must be a comfort to know that if the Space program ever goes under, you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain."
~ Armageddon
"You're late." "You're stunning." "You're forgiven"
~ Pretty Woman
"Double 0s have a license to kill, not be killed."
~ Said to Sean Connery in Doctor No
"How many are following us? All of 'em? What's wrong with those guys?"
~ Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"
- Jack Nicholson 'As Good As It Gets'
"What are you going to charge him with, possession of a condiment?"
~ A Few Good Men"
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