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TIFFANY IS A DORK because she dug out of me that I'm Julie Rock and now she's mad at me because I lied to her. What a DORK. Are you getting this down?

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot :: Saffron Toronto SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied :: Nary Greenville "FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name :: M. User ;-) DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen:: Peppermint Couvasier GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went To School:: Kitten Charter BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink :: Cookie Corona** SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived* :: Veronica Coleman *It's all in how you define "lived" honey.... ** Couldn't think of my fave drink and Corona sounded nice there lol....

CP: Professor- W-WSt.J.: Please. I think you can call me Wilson-Wilson Plantagenet de Orellana Wilson O'George MechaWilson. No need for formalities, what? CP: So, Wilson-Wilson Plantagenet de Orellana Wilson O'George MechaWilson - W-WSt.J.: I should point out that is not my name. (RUM and MONKEY!)

Mary: Hold on a sec.... ....Okay, back Tiffy: What'd you just do? Mary: You'll find out sooner or later... Tiffy: You set my pants on fire, didn't you?? Mary: Well... maybe

I have a new delightful friend, I am most in awe of her. When we first met I was impressed By her bizzare behavior That day I had a date with friends We met to have some lunch Mae had come along with them All in all ..... A pleasant bunch When the menus were presented We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups. Except for Mae who circumvented, And said, Ice Cream, please: two scoops. I was not sure my ears heard right, And the others were aghast. Along with heated apple pie, Mae added, completely unabashed.... We tried to act quite nonchalant, As if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I did not enjoy mine. I could not take my eyes off Mae, As her pie a-la-mode went down.... The other ladies showed dismay, They ate their lunches silently, and frowned. Well, the next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. My lunch contained white tuna meat, She ordered a parfait. I smiled when her dish I viewed, And she

Thinking about doing the Navy thing again. But the politics of it confounds me. I'll have to swear to support the Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed Forces. The man who currently holds that office being George Bush. And we all know how much I love dear Bush! And will joining the US Armed Forces mean that I condon all the acts of the military? Because I don't. Will it mean that I'm taking the side of the oppressor in a more prominent way? I'm not sure what position I am in currently. I very much on the side of the oppressed (look where I'm at) but how much am I doing to prevent the opressor? "If you say you are neutral in a situation of social injustice, you are taking the side of the opressor. If an elephant has his foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality."

Go to rum and monkey and read the article about republicans. Especially if you are a republican :-D You'll like it. I promise. *snicker snicker*

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