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Not actually sorry.

I don't think I will ever be able to take seriously someone who believes that remains found underneath the foundation of St. Peter's, directly under the altar, are those of the former apostle and pope. By divine providence they must be! After all: "on this rock I will build my church." Oh, well, that proves it. Must be Peter's. Case closed. Right, then. Honestly. Sorry, if I seemed close minded.

Georgiana Carlin the Cat.

Stargirl: If we break up, who get's George? Boyfriend: You get George. So, you won't get lonely. Stargirl: But George likes you better! Boyfriend: But you feed George. Stargirl: But you play with George. Boyfriend: Well, I guess we'll have to stay together for George.