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Here's something jimmy just sent to me TOP Ten Random Things to Look For In A Godly Guy 1. Respect 2. Honesty 3. Leadership 4. Integrity 5. Humor 6. Friendship 7. Loyalty 8. Self-Control 9. Strength 10. Gentleness * * * * * * * * * * * To Whom It May Concern: Just because the male population seems to be rapidly decreasing, that doesn't mean us girls should lower our standards or expectations. Though it may be totally out of place in the MTV generation, I'm still waiting for a knight-in-shining-armor... and no, surprisingly, he doesn't look like Justin Timberlake. For those girls reading this, its important to decide right now what qualities to look for in the guy you fall in love with. Of course your ideals may change in some ways - it probably won't matter if he's "tall dark and handsome" or "short blond and dashing" ... or just plain ugly. At least, it shouldn't. *grin* But if you don't decide now, then you probably wil...

An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for 5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking New Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a Lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Ev...

1.) Copy and paste this into your journal: yourusername 2.) Eliminate the asterisks. 2 1/2.) Replace "yourusername" with your user name. 3.) See what color you are. GirlWonder MaryVeronica THIS IS AWESOME Jeff MaryIsAwesome Moses D!G!TAL!S Soooocoool

Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter.You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?

Kristie, Aug, Anthony, and Shana up and went to Florida for the weekend on a whim. That's fine. Except they think they deserve to be able to postpone their quiz in Thuot's class because they didn't do the reading. "What? You think you should be able to take your quiz later because you were irresponsible and didn't do the reading you knew was assigned for today?" "Well, that's why Dr. Thuot is nice than you Mary." I wanted to SLAP Shana. What a full on... expletive! Then, when Ann found out that they got to take their quiz later she said: Ann: "Wow, I never even tried to do that. I figured if I didn't do the homework, it was my fault for being irresponsible." Kristie: "Well, you know the tire blew out. We meant to be back earlier, but we got back way late." Ann: "But still..." Kristie: "I think everyones just jealous" Mary: "I think your mistaken and it was wrong of you to say that Kristie." B...

Compliment of the week! Let me tell you, you were cute before, but with your new haircut, you've reached a new level of hottness!

"I like the usual stuff. Good music, good people, good sex...and good sex with good people while good music is playing." Saw on a livejournal

A – Accent: Arrr, pirrrate. B - Breast size: 32B C - Chore you hate: Ironing D - Dad's name: John E - Essential make-up item: chapstick & rockstar eyeliner F - Favorite perfume: Mambo G - Gold or Silver?: White gold H - Hometown: Anywhere in Upstate SC I - Insomnia: Sometimes J - Job title: Student K - Kids: None yet L - Living arrangements: Dorm... RA 302A M - Mum's birthplace: Philippines N - Number of apples you've eaten: 235 and 5/8 O - Overnight hospital stays: 5 nights when I was born...that's it P - Phobia: None R - Religious affiliation: X-ian S - Siblings: Full Siblings: Tiff, Leo T - Time you wake up: 7-8 am U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: Purple, next week V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: concombres W - Worst habit: Procrastinating X - X-rays you've had: Some for when I broke my leg Y - Yummy foods you make: Steak, pasta, risoto, soups, and tuna fish sammiches! Z - Zodiac sign: Saggitarius

Rules: 1. Bold the ones you've seen. 2. Italicize the ones you've seen part of. 3. Underline the ones you own. 4. Add three of your own. ~*~*~ 01. Trainspotting 02. Shrek 03. M 04. Dogma 05. Strictly Ballroom 06. The Princess Bride 07. Love, Actually 08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 09. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 11. Reservoir Dogs 12. Desperado 13. Swordfish 14. Kill Bill Vol. 1 15. Donnie Darko 16. Spirited Away 17. Better Than Sex 18. Sleepy Hollow 19. Pirates of the Caribbean 20. The Eye 21. Requiem for a Dream 22. Dawn of the Dead 23. The Pillow Book 24. The Italian Job 25. The Goonies 26. Basketball 27. The Spice Girls Movie 28. Army of Darkness 29. The Color Purple 30. The Safety of Objects 31. Can't Hardly Wait 32. Mystic Pizza 33. Finding Nemo 34. Monsters Inc. 35. Circle of Friends 36. Mary Poppins 37. The Bourne Identity 38. Forrest G...

I'm sorry but I JUST DON'T LIKE IT when people go around telling people I was TRASHED when I was FLIPPING TIPSY Can I go home now? Please? I hate Sorority girls. I do They steal my friend And they think they're all that WHAT SECRET DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HOLDING? NOTHING!!!!! WE KNOW IT ALL! I HATE THE GREEKS!

I'm feeling a flippin' lot better now that I know whats wrong. I'll start writing again soon. And I nothing's wrong :-D