can you tell i'm procrastinating that's right i'm even too lazy to hit the shift key or any punctuation key or even return dot dot dot soooo lazy dot dot dot hahahaha back to spider solitare
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Statistics Today at lunch there was the usual heated political arguments. One student said something about not voting. Another student told the first that he would just be a statistic. We're all statistics, I said. If you don't vote, you're among the (majority) population of college students who don't vote. If you do, you're still a statistic. If you are a pregnant teenager, you're a statistic. If you're not a pregnant teenager, your a statistic. If you commit suicide, you're a statistic. If you live happily, you're a statistic. Everyone is a statistic. We're all just a series of numbers running through the tubes.
Well, I pulled out my Brain Age and Big Brain Academy. I hadn't played them in a while, but in psych we were talking about the stroop test, and that is one of the activities on Brain Age. So, I retested myself, and my brain age has dropped significantly. It was 20 years old. Young and fit. Appropriate for someone as witty and brilliant as myself. Well, today I tested in at 41 years old. The neuro-scientist who runs the test told me that I needed more practice. Well, we can all use a little more practice. (I NEED MORE PRACTICE, SIR!) My Big Brain score dropped from a B- to a C+. Not as bad, not at all. So, I'm going to try and do the activities a few times a week again. It's fun. Good for beefing up my cognitive brain functioning. We all love a beefy brain, you know.
Hating Ohio State isn't going to make them a bad team. It just isn't. And that's something I'm going to have to learn to live with. It's hard, but, you know, we all struggle with somethings in life. It makes me question reality when I see that Ohio State is doing so well. I mean, we all know how horrible Ohio is... How can it be that their teams always do so well?
It was the loveliest party that I've ever attended. If anything was broken I'm sure it could be mended. My head can't tolerate this bobbing and pretending, listen to some bullet-head and the madness that he's saying. This is where the party ends! I'll just sit here wondering how you can stand by your racist friend. I know politics bore you, but I feel like a hypocrite talking to you; You and your racist friend. This is where the party ends. I can't stand here listening to you and your racist friend We can't be silent cuz THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS and what are we going to do unless they are??
Falls Park
When K-Swiss visited, we had a picnic in the park. While there, we saw this guy painting a picture of the falls. The close up is from when I'm standing on the bridge and zooming in. Falls Park. If you look real close, you can see the painter.
Boy, there sure is a lot of diversity in views when you take a sexuality course. A night sexuality course. So, the students consist of tradition college students, some who are Neocons, some who are v. liberal. Then, there are the grown adults with families of their own, who have both their sexual experiences and dealing with their children's sexuality. There's the former PKs-- I'm pretty sure that only applies when you're young. Once you are grown, I don't think people still refer to you as a PK. But, you still might have that good 'ol southern baptist conservative way of thinking. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus say that masturbation is wrong. Is teaching masturbation a good means of sex ed? Especially since abstinence only sex has been empirically shown to NOT WORK. Now, those are heated topics.
PORTAL SPOILER Don't want anyone who wants to play Portal to see this and be upset 'cuz I ruined the ending. This is a hilarious game. I didn't play. The boyfriend played. But you should play. These are just two of the quotes. "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!" "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exact...
2007: In The Beginning Where did you bring in the New Year? In my car. I left my sister's apartment to go get some McDonald's. Yeah.... Boring. I was kinda sick, so I was definitely not going out to party. Who were you with? Myself. Although, K-Swiss called me, that was nice. Did you make any resolutions? Do better in school. Get a job. Go to the Y, at least a little. 2007: Your Love Life Did you break up with anyone? Yeah, but it's OK. Did you get anything for Valentine's day? Hrmm, I don't remember what we did for V. day, actually. Did you meet anyone special? I did. Did you fall in love? Much to my surprise. 2007: Friends and Enemies Did you meet any new friends this year? Met some new people at school and work, but they're more of acquaintances than friends. Did any of your friendships end? Umm, one is a bit fragile, I think. Did you dislike anyone? Arg, one English professor. But, I'm not alone here. Rabble rabble rabble. Never mi...