That's a nice everything you have there. Mind if I come in?
Did you like playing Legos when you were a kid? Do you continue to enjoy playing Legos? In that case, do not -- I repeat! -- DO NOT download MineCraft and DO NOT install it on your computer. Absolutely do not open minecraft.exe and do not, do not, DO NOT start crafting. You did what? Damnit. Your life is over. Well, anyway. Go here to see all the amazing things that you can build with minecraft. Oh, did I mention there are zombies? And if you see this little guy, run for your fucking life. Or, you know, shoot him with arrows (which you got from killing skeletons)