Jeff
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Amazing! Look at the freaking score?
20 Questions to a Better Boyfriend
Your boyfriend score is 183.
Very impressive. Truly you are the envy of your peers. Of course, it begs the question--are you good enough for him? Might be time for a better girlfriend test...
And the girlfriend test... well, the girlfriend test is for him to take about me... this was the relationship test
20 Questions to a Better Relationship
eXpressive: 9/10Practical: 3/10Physical: 7/10Giver: 6/10
You are a XSYG--Expressive Sentimental Physical Giver. This makes you a Sex Bomb .You are sexy sex sex sex! The sexness! You are the sexiest, hottest and most charismatic of all types. You are a captivating speaker and a great dinner date -- relaxed, self-effacing, charming and generous. Your type probably has origins in something sad -- trying to keep the peace in a tough family situation, or an early heartbreak -- and you'll probably want to address and resolve that at some point, but in your relatio...
You're not like them any more. Now, you're of the many populations they address as "your kind." They can't identify with you.
No, it's not different. You are "the other woman".
I was sitting there, sipping my breve like every Tuesday night when the door opened with it's uniform jangle. For some reason, this time I looked up and there she was. She swept into the room upon the heels of the wind, trailing the scent of Casablanca lilies. The exquisite creature who's name, at this time, was a secret I longed to be privy to. I knew nothing about here. How could I? I had only just glimpsed her face. I flipped the page in my Organic Chemistry and pretended to study, all the while gazing at her bewitching smile. If all eyes in the room where glued to this beauty, I knew not, as I could not tear mine from her.
She ordered a strawberry French soda and strode with graceful confidence to the table adjacent to mine. She looked up a...
Condoms are like best buds
They're there to protect when things get a bit hard
Baby, the only reason I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor
Dry panties are a sign of a totally wasted dance
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Went to my first frat party this past weekend! It was at the Delta Tau Delta apartment. Eww, lots of beer, but the delts president Luke Lenehan had a cooler of gin and tonics made up, so that was good.
Unfortunatly, anything larger than 15 people is too big of a party, according to the student handbook. So, the authorities and an RD had the great idea to show up! They didn't do anything too bad. Deputy Donught (I'm not sure why the call him that, but they do) showed up and told a couple of us to get out of the apartment. A couple minutes later, we walked back in and locked the door, so only people who lived there and a couple of us were inside. When the RD showed up, a couple of us went into some of the back rooms to hang out. I was pretty nervous for a few minutes. The school is giving me 12 grand a year, I can afford to bust that.
Also, this week is rush week, so all the greeks are going crazy! I might pretend I want to join so to get some free stuff! I don't really...