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I've been obsessed with super simple smokey eyes lately. They involve just three or four products, depending on whether or not I'm wearing glasses. 1) L'Oreal HiP Color Rich Cream Crayon 2) ELF Brightening Eye Color Eyeshadow Quad 3) Milani Liquif'Eye Metallic Eye Liner Pencil 3) L'Oreal Voluminous Mascara in Blackest Black (skip this is I'm wearing mascara) So, it's super easy. Thick line of the HiP crayon on top and a thinner line on the bottom. ELF eyeshadow in the same color. Blend out the crayon with that color using a pencil brush, so you've got no harsh lines. Use a second lighter color above the first. Maybe another shade in the crease. Curl lashes. Apply liner to water line. If glasses=yes, no mascara. If glasses=no, add mascara. Done. :-) Examples of colors that I use. Perfectionist Crayon with Drama Quad. Authentic Crayon with Ivy Quad. Unmistakeable Crayon with Luxe Quad. or Attentive or Meticulous Crayons with Sand Castle Palette from WnW. I...

I heart aardvark. I'm always happy to help people with their questions and enjoy getting multiple answers for all my questions. However, I recently received an email from aardvark asking me to assist someone with a question about social science. And I read this: What is the pathological and instinctual reason of women wanting and adoring male ejaculation as well as the "penis"? And why do they suddenly become "submissive" and let the "male" control when they get aroused? Thank you. - JeanM P. M / Lyon, France After throwing up a little, I grabbed a psych test and punched a photo of Freud. It wasn't very satisfying.

So, lately I've been casual to the extreme (at least for me). It's shortened how long it takes me to get ready for work or ready for the day. In fact, yesterday I woke up at 7:42. Oops! I was out the door by 7:44. I threw on my clothes and brushed my teeth. Brushed my hair, put on concealer and powder at a stoplight. I got to work 2 minutes late. I put on eyeliner while standing at my locker. (My rule is that if I forget every bit of eye makeup, I'm good as long as I have on eyeliner. It helps that my lashes are naturally black.) Chapstick stays in my pocket all day. It makes life so much easier. New routine: Hair is tossed into a smooth ponytail with a cute and/or colorful bobby pin holding back my bangs. Wearing my glasses more often. Makeup consists of concealer , setting powder , eyeliner , mascara and chapstick Total comes to five pieces. All of which I can toss in my makeup bag and keep in my purse. Along with a lash curler. Boyfriend said this still sounded like a lo...

At this time in our lives, the boyfriend and I have made the decision to not have children. This is not a decision we have taken lightly. It's not a decision we made yesterday. Or after babysitting someone else's kids. I didn't hate babies when I was a teenager and decide then I was never going to have kids. Ever. GOSH!!!! I don't hate kids. They're funny sometimes. They're cute. Sometimes they're huge brats. This really had nothing to do my personal decision to not have children. Many, many other things did. I believe that people who choose to be childfree because they think babies are smelly and droolly are more likely change their minds later in life. Of course, I have no longitudinal study to support my musings. Moving on... I have to deal with nearly every woman I've ever met telling me "Oh, it's different when they're yours!" Oh, really? So before you had kids you absolutely didn't want to have children? You had already made a...

Picture are from Temptalia ! It's really a wonderful site, you much check it out! I don't own any of these pictures! I just wanted to share with you all the awesomeness that is Temptalia and it's founder Christine. The lovely above is Lancome's Temptingly Bronze Bamboo Bronzer.... Just look at it. I'm bamboozled. Hahaha. (Sorry.) Isn't it gorgeous! Isn't it amazing! But then, look what happens after the first application (or two): I'm heartbroken. No really. The pink and gold are all gone. You're left with a less inspiring bronzer, I think. I'm sure the product is wonderful, but after the first image, I'm all "meh." Oh well. This is really why I subscribe to Temptalia in the first place. I love to see the pretty new MAC collections , the gorgeous Guerlain products . But I'll probably never buy. I might buy a highlighting powder from a MAC collection someday (god, I wanted one from Dame Edna , did I ever). But, all in all, it...

Me: i heart yahtzee Boyfriend: ugh Me: you don't like yahtzee? Boyfriend: no Me: oh! I had no idea I really like his videos I mean He is pretty nit picky, but I don't really care about that. He's just pretty funny, I guess Boyfriend: damnit Me: sorry Boyfriend: I thought you meant the game Me: Oh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT I've never played Yahtzee in my life! Boyfriend: lol ok me neither it just looks REALLY boring

I started using Crest Advanced Seal 3D white strips. I wish I had taken before/after, but I didn't. It's really working though. I've always been a little touchy about my yellow teeth (THANKS SO MUCH DAD!) It runs in the family. We all have yellow teeth. Awesome. Well, I hate to go so long without posting. Then when I look back on March/April, I'll have though my life was really boring. I work at Walgreens now, loves it. Not stressful. I develop pictures. Some are cute, some are hilarious, and then there is the butt sehks pictures we are unable to develop My bosses are cool, my co-workers are cool. Yup. Anyway, I'm going to go blow up Megaton or something.