I'm feeling funny. I actually ate all three meals today. And I'm sooo hungry. It's 2117, I ate dinner at 1830... why am I so hungry already? And I'm having to pee a lot... I'm sure you care but this is my frickin' diary, so there. Anyway, this food thing is bugging me. Oh well, the food fast is tomorrow. I will eat dinner at 1700, then no more food for 25 hours! :-D Anyway, I need some serious sleep. Somebody tell me why I am so hungry!
Dear Frog-- What can I say but: I told you so? I don't mean to sound so harsh, but from the beginning, I figured I was destined to "fuck up," as I so put it. And, well, I fucked it all up. I am sorry. I never meant to hurt you, but so it goes. It is in my nature. Did I not tell you this before? Perhaps, someday there will be one whom I will not sting. I will change my very nature to help this person cross the stream. Oh, but dear Frog, I feel now that I cannot say that I wish I hadn't messed everything up. As wonderful as our times were together, I feel I would have stung you eventually. As you nurse your wounds, know I will always remember you. I hope that one day you can forgive me. Scorpion _______________________________________ The Scorpion and the Frog A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Becaus...
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