How to Find a Boyfriend: 15 Tips from Professional Matchmakers


1. Be realistic.
2. Be a hot mama, not a prospective mama.
3. Make dating a priority.
4. Nix the ex talk.
5. Neurotics needn't apply.
6. Mind your manners.
7. Similarity breeds success.
8. Present a challenge.
9. Don't be a babbling brook.
10. Sunny side up.
11. Be a girl.
12. Look beyond his good looks.
13. Be mindful of that ole black magic.
14. Hold out before having sex.
15. Go with the flow.

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