Nuts To Them!


I've been putting on a bunch of stupid forwards and lyrics (good lyrics) lately. I'll really write now. Really.

Sorta...

I'm gonna rant.

That's what blogs are for though, right? Right.


I don't wanna boyfriend. But now that I don't, Disappearing Jake/Jake the Jerk called me. The other Tuesday at HomeWorks

"I really miss you, Mary..." Ummm...Yea...

"I bet you do, Jake. I bet you do..." Damned if I go back to him!

"You come to me between girlfriends, don't you?"
Charlotte chimed in from the background: "Yes, he does!"
"No! No, no, no..."
"Yea, whatever..."

*~*~*~*

And then, when Michael came to pick me up after HomeWorks, when he dropped me off, he was gonna kiss me.

"Michael, you know I don't wanna boyfriend. I just don't wanna date..."
"Okay, yea. I know..."

*~*~*~*

Then there's Pirate Boy and Irish Guy. No story for ya fellas there. Sorry...

*~*~*~*

So, it's always when you change you mind that they come running back.

Nuts to them!

"There are more than many / Just as you are and were / At first, refusing to recognize / They are not nearly / Bold or brazen enough. / They lack what it takes / These strong, able-bodied / Yet weak-minded men"

*~*~*~*

Now, if I could just get them to be cool guys, who don't do drugs, who just wanna hang out and be buds. That's the life.

I'm just treatin' Pirate Boy like a girlfriend. You know? Not like a girlfriend. But, like, I can hang out with Pat IV, Stevo, all my groovy friends. But I gotta be sure and not flirt with him at all... because then it'll turn into a James Banks episode, but less annoying and a lot more likeable.

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