It's amazing how people will post the dumbest bullshit because it's got something about angels or puppies in the story. Really gets on my nerves. If this touches you, please, pass it on! NO! Geez... I feel like kicking some puppies right now. But... not the cute and QUIET ones. Quiet puppies are okay by me... But annoying yappie puppies... and any puppy with clothes on... Gross. There goes any dignity a dog might ever hope to have. You know all the other dogs are laughing at him...
Dear Frog-- What can I say but: I told you so? I don't mean to sound so harsh, but from the beginning, I figured I was destined to "fuck up," as I so put it. And, well, I fucked it all up. I am sorry. I never meant to hurt you, but so it goes. It is in my nature. Did I not tell you this before? Perhaps, someday there will be one whom I will not sting. I will change my very nature to help this person cross the stream. Oh, but dear Frog, I feel now that I cannot say that I wish I hadn't messed everything up. As wonderful as our times were together, I feel I would have stung you eventually. As you nurse your wounds, know I will always remember you. I hope that one day you can forgive me. Scorpion _______________________________________ The Scorpion and the Frog A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Becaus...
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