*Amanda is giving up her IPod for Lent.
-Well, that makes sense. It's practically and appendage. That wouldn't make any sense for me because I don't use any mp3 player. Really, I could give up any electronic for Lent, barring, say, the internet for school puposes.
*Even a TV?
-Do you see a TV in my room? No. I'll probably give up liquor. I don't know if i could give up wine and beer. *WINE AND BEER! La vie boheme!*
>I don't know how you people know what you're doing for Lent anyway. It's JANUARY!
-I could give up anything except coffee and red wine. It's kinda lame, but I really couldn't give those two up.
*That's bad.
-No, not really...

-So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad, Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter, and one pasta with meatless balls
-Ugh
-It tastes the same
*If you close your eyes!*
-And thirteen orders of fries. Is that it here?
*Wine and beer!
--To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries! To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese! To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo :-D To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou!!!
--Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion! Creation, vacation... Mucho masturbation!
--Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
--To Sontag, to Sondheim, to anything taboo
--Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage! Lenny Bruce, Langston Hughes
--To the stage!
--To Uta, to Buddha, Pablo Neruda, too!
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow: To blow off Auntie Em!!!!
La vie Boheme!!!

Comments

Anonymous said…
huh?
1/26/2007 4:01 AM
Pixel said…
okay, we were talking about Lent. Then I said the words "wine and beer" and it made me think about "RENT" and those are some lyrics from "La Vie Boheme"
1/26/2007 10:10 AM
Anonymous said…
oh

i've never seen RENT (or LEASE for that matter..."
1/26/2007 10:12 AM
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