Ars Dramatica


[Lady Tiffany and Stargirl]



[Stargirl and K-Swiss]



[Sir Tim]



[K-Swiss, Art, Sir Tim, Ray, Lady Tiffany]



[In which Art is NOT at a computer]



[Drunken Native American Dancing]

p.s. did you ever realize that Native American is kinda like if Russia took over the USA and started calling us Native Russian

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