Oooh, I almost forgot, something funny did happen in Trig today.

There's this dude who has come to, maybe 4 classes all semester. I didn't even know he was in the class. Anyway, he showed up today and while we were working on the problems, you know Dr. Tiwari will call on students and ask them what the next step is. So, Dr. Tiwari called on this dude, asking him "where should we go from here?"

And before the guy even got a chance to answer, the whole class burst out laughing.

Why?

Because it was absurd to even think that he might have the smallest idea of what the answer might be.

C'est la vie. Well, no.... C'est sa vie!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Yeah, he might not have known the answer, but that's the segway for a hundred great one liners. FYI, I would have said, from here, we go straight to the bar and try and drink away any memory of this class!
3/26/2008 2:53 PM
Anonymous said…
Yeah, he might not have known the answer, but that's the segway for a hundred great one liners. FYI, I would have said, from here, we go straight to the bar and try and drink away any memory of this class!
3/26/2008 2:53 PM
Anonymous said…
Lousy double post, it's not my fault. The website did it.
3/26/2008 2:54 PM
Anonymous said…
Dan just doesn't know how blogger works, that's all.

What is he doing in class NOW? What sort of MORON doesn't have the sense to drop a class he never atteds 1/2 way through the semester?
3/28/2008 8:55 AM
Pixel said…
He really is a moron (the kid in class, not Dan! lol). He said that he's going to pass the class, just watch him. Umm... no. Well, I will watch. Then, I will rofl. LOUDLY.
3/28/2008 10:03 AM
Anonymous said…
Nah, actually Dan is a moron too.
4/02/2008 1:22 PM
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