Wednesday Weirdness #5



Questions by: Another Suburban Mom

1. Is April 1st a fun day, or an annoyance?
I think it's fun. None of my pull any serious dick moves.

2. What is the best prank you ever pulled or had pulled on you?
I'm not sure. I don't think a lot of pranks get pulled on me. And I never pulled any good pranks. I never really switched places with my twin... on purpose.

3. What do you think is the most underrated sexual act?
I feel like missionary gets a bad rap as being too vanilla. I mean, I love me some mint chocolate chip and strawberry cheesecake, but that doesn't mean vanilla is bad. Nom, ice cream.

4. What is your favorite website? Blogger, Youtube, an Kongregate. If it weren't for these three sites, I'd probably be a rocket scientist by now. (by blogger and youtube, I mean all the people I follow. I couldn't pick, lol).

5. What is the most annoying commercial on the air right now?
I try not to watch commercials. I'll tell ya though, if you ask Boyfriend, it's that McDonald's commercial with the fish. I love that commercial and I'm always singing it when it comes on. "Gimme back that filet-o-fish! Gimme that fish!" LIRL

6. If you were going to create a porn movie, please describe the title, premise and 1st sex scene.
WOW. Hmmm. Stargirl Loves Jenna. It would be me and Jenna. haha, jk. I would definitely try to work in some bad acting. Then I would cue the cheesy music and there would be a sexy party. (I can't do a good job of answering this question, knowing that my sis is going to read it)


Comments

Pepper said…
You certainly can't have a porno without the cheesy music!
4/01/2009 3:23 AM
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