wee bit wednesday v 43.



{one} have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
Hell no, that sounds awful. Unless I have my DS or something. (jk)

{two} have you ever ridden on an elephant?
No, but I really really want to!

{three} have you ever met a well known celebrity?
I've met Sunset Thomas. She's extremely well known in certain circles. She was extremely nice, tipped well (I was her waitress) and invited me to come see her show the following evening (I did). Oh, and she wore those ridiculous stripper shoes out to dinner. I thought that was pretty lulzy.

{four} do you have any food allergies?
Not quite.... I am allergic to cashew urushiols, but that's not exactly food.

{five} do you know how to sew?
Not really. I have a sewing machine, but I haven't used it much.

{six} did you get an allowance when you were young?
Ohh yeahhhh. Once, my dad sad "aww, now I don't have any money" and my sister offered to give her allowance back. I think I'd already taken mine out to the ice cream man.

{seven} how often do you fill up your gas tank?
Almost weekly. Sometimes I'll make it 10 days. That would be a miracle.

{eight} have you ever been stung by a jelly fish?
Uh yes. You don't swim in the Chesapeake and get away unscathed.

{nine} have you ever been robbed?
Kind of? I had a bum window in my car and thoughtlessly left my purse in the car. I didn't realize I'd even done so until I saw my window pushed down the next morning. I was much more bummed about loosing the awesome purse than the $80 bucks inside.

{ten} what is the worst haircut you’ve ever had?
My mother has this photo.... she friggin LOVES IT. I have hair that is just so bushy. See, mummy gave us perms. Tiffasaurus and I didn't quite know what to do with curly hair. We brushed it. That's right. We brushed it and nobody, NOBODY STOPPED US. ಠ_ಠ

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Anonymous said…
ugh. i wish i knew how to take care of hair when i was in high school.
4/28/2011 5:41 AM
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