OH MY GOD COOKIES

I've come to work to be greeted with a bag of Thin Mints, Samoas, Savannah Smiles, Thank U Berry Munches, and Trefoils. And now I have to sit here with these cookies next to me ALL DAY.

I made the mistake of going onto the bakery websites. The troop I'm buying from uses Little Brownie Bakers. The other bakery has Chocolate Chip Shortbread, Lemonades, and Cranberry Citrus Crisps.

My god. If I run into girls selling the other cookies I'm going to be in trouble. I really want to try the chocolate chip shortbread and cranberry crisps. Why can't I buy, like, half a box? Or just two or three cookies? Auughhhh.

I have been known in the past to eat an entire box of cookies in one sitting. That is probably why I was super fat in college!
Entire box of:
Thin Mints - 32 cookies, 1280 calories, 80g sugar
Samoas - 14 cookies, 980 calories, 70g sugar
Savannah Smiles - 25 cookies, 700 calories, 50g sugar
Thank U Berry Munch - 14 cookies, 840 calories, 49g sugar
Trefoils - 40 cookies, 1280 calories, 56g sugar
By comparison:
Oreos - 42 cookies, 2240 calories, 196g sugar
Chips Ahoy - 33 cookies, 1760 calories, 110g sugar
Walker's Pure Shortbread - 10 cookies, 650 calories, 25g sugar

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