SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women appreciate their natural assets

Clean skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern women know their manners

"Yes, ma'am."
" Yes, sir."
" Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions

"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."

Southern women know their summer weather report

Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their three R's

Rich
Richer
Richest

Southern women know their vacation spots

The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August

Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses
Mint Julips

Southern women know everybody's first name

Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts

Gone With The Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias

Southern women know their religions

Baptist
Methodist
Football games

Southern women know their country breakfasts

Red-eye gravy
GRITS (You know...Girls Raised In The South )
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm

Charleston
Atlanta
Savannah
Nawleans

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen

Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course

Southern girls know their prime real estate

The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the three deadly sins

Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates

Southern girls know

Men may come and go,
but friends are forevah!

Now Shugah, send this to some girls who were raised in the South or wish they had been.

If you're a male, you hug that Southern woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man!"

If you're a northern transplant, FAKE it...we know you got here as fast as you could.....!!!

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