WTF, Bakers? WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE???**
Hostess is closing*. As in forever. No more Twinkies®. No more awesome cupcakes. No more Ho Ho's®. No more Twinkies®.
Seriously, no one is thinking of the Twinkies.
KSwiss's thoughts on the matter: "Whatever."
To which I replied: "TWINKIES!"
"Meh," he said.
"DONETTES!" I cried. "You love donettes! Don't even lie!"
Okay, yes, they've sold off the Twinkie(R) name to someone else. But it won't be the same.
This is a dark day for inexpensive, ultra-sugary, mass produced, baked goods.
*Screenshot of the linked Hostess webpage.
**I don't actually know who's fault it is. Were they striking because of unfair wages? If so, more power to them. Of course they're jobless now, but maybe it'll cause a change in the system? I don't really know how this works long-term.
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